My party's so hot, I'll bet it will singe ya

but its not on my birthday - the Day of the Ninja

it's a little bit later, the 10th of December

so please don't forget it, please try to remember

the shoebox the venue, where it will take place

so don't leave me lonely, let me save face

what time will it start? no one's quite sure

if at noon you do come, it won't be a bore

there's cards and there's scrabble, and other such games

but I can't confirm the more radical claims

but most will most likely come a bit late

in fact, I'd like most to arrive at 'bout eight

I will provide some drinks and some food

but please bring your own, lest I think you rude

there'll be singing and dancing, this isn't a joke

you can chill on the balcony, and light up a smoke

I'm playing piano, you know what you're in for

Queen, Coldplay, Cold Chisel, Ben Folds and a bit more

I will make a rule, a dress-code if you like

wear something smaaart, and don't you dare pike

no rsvp is needed this time

if you feel the compulsion, call me for a rhyme

still got a question? a query or two?

then check out this page - party FAQ

bring friends

take me back to the start

take me to the lamest website ever