Fairies
What an unusual place to find a bunch of fairies. They flutter about, oblivious to the unusualness of the situation and the clumsyness of this sentence. Dressed very strangley, they swirl around. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice a fairy carrying a six pack of VB. This looks very out of place, as the fairy looks like umm... it... could fit inside any one of the bottles. You ask the fairy "where are you taking that six pack?" to which it replies "why, there's a party on international human rights day". "Oh" you say, "tell me more". Quickly all the fairies flutter about in a furious frenzy of flying fury in spite of the absolutely awful alliteration. They begin to sing...