I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched!
Oh my, what an unusual place to find a bunch of tobacconists. That is not to say that there is anything wrong with being a tobacconist. In fact, it is very difficult to become a tobacconist, the exams are very rigorous. They are noted for their rigour. In fact, people come staggering out of the exams saying "oh my, what a rigorous exam". Anyhoo, you overhear some talk about a super dooper party happening to celebrate the Nobel prize giving ceremony. You ask them for details. Suddenly, there is an awkward silence. You look around nervously, the tobacconists look at each other knowlingly, then they spontaneously burst into song...